Have you ever heard about Inday? If John Doe is the constant victim of crimes in the US, and if Juan dela Cruz is the usual victim of the crimes done by the Philippine government, Inday is the usual househelp in the Philippine setting. Recently, however, Inday has surprised many Filipinos with the text messages that have been spreading in the country. Never received any of those messages? Well, here are some, and have a hanky ready in case of nosebleed:

“I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of work that you want. My creativity, productivity and work efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress…”

-sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago nyang amo!

 

“It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you can handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because it sucks!”

-Inday kasama si Junior sa principal’s office. (Tulala ang principal)

 

“Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment inflicted upon you!”

-Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na wag malikot

 

“Nurture others with positive, ruthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn’t cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words.”

-yan ang sabi ni Inday nung di sya pinautang at pinagmumura pa ng amo nya

 

“The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.”

-nageexplain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam (aba, career much si Inday!)

 

“Listening to the nonsense talk about someone’s life is a pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn’t contribute to the good of the society. I hate character assassinators!”

- reklamo ni Inday ng natsismis sya ng kapitbahay! (di ko kinaya si Inday!)

 

“A change in weather patterns might have occurred, wreaking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for. “

-sagot ni Inday sa amo nung tanungin kung bakit makalat sa bakuran ;p